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Worst Mistakes All Brides Make On Their Wedding Day

August 25, 2021

Re-post from The Onion Newspaper

Here are some of the worst mistakes all brides make when they walk down the aisle.

Not having a fiancé

It’s your special day and you decide how you want to celebrate it, but having someone to marry could potentially make your wedding more enjoyable.

Failing To Sign A Prenup With The Officiant

It may seem like an uncomfortable conversation, but failure to do so will result in the Church attaining half of all your possessions in the event of a divorce.

Not Patching Things Up With Cassie

She’s not gonna cause a big scene, but you still don’t want her staring daggers at you the whole time. And it’s not like she didn’t have her chance with Greg.

Still Getting A Lap Dance From The Stripper From The Night Before

You probably shouldn’t have had your bachelorette party the night before anyway, but at the very least, you should’ve sent the oiled-up stud home by now.

Marrying Your Partner’s Twin

Never ideal, but if it happens, it happens.

Swapping Bodies With Your Mom

Weddings can be stressful, but that’s no excuse to have a Freaky Friday experience and switch bodies with your 70-year-old mom so that she can deal with your fiancé’s family.

Hiring A 16th-Century Portrait Artist Instead Of A Photographer

Guests will not enjoy having to pose for several hours in order to capture the moment.

Not Putting An Extra dollar In The Parking Meter

Ugh. Who knew your future husband was such a chatty Cathy when it came to vows?

Throwing The Bouquet Way Too Hard, Hitting A Ceiling Fan That Then Drops And Decapitates All Of the Guests

This can put a serious damper on the evening.

Sleeping Through The Whole Thing

Oftentimes brides are so exhausted leading up to their wedding that they snooze their alarm through the whole thing, only to hear about how fun it was from those who did attend.

Showing Up On Time

If the ceremony starts at 3 p.m., you’ll come off as a little too eager if you show up anytime before 5.

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